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The bible, a historic document? Yeah, right.
You don't find kangaroos everywhere, & of course never in the #bible because its authors didn't know marsupials existed. #atheism #atheist—
Monica (@Monicks) June 30, 2011
You don’t find kangaroos everywhere, & of course never in the #bible because its authors didn’t know marsupials existed. #atheism #atheist
This is the original Twitter Link.
You don’t find kangaroos in the bible. However, you do find unicorns, because the bible is so accurate… NOT!
Thanks to my Tweeties, this Tweet was a real hit, so it made it to here.

I agree with you about kangaroos.
But do a little digging, and you find that when the KJV mentions the unicorn, it is actually talking about a rhinoceros.
Yeah, you can’t really use the KJV for much of anything, except that it’s good for a laugh now and then. Unfortunately, a lot of evangelists (as well as Mormons and others) use it and don’t even catch certain important aspects of their scriptures, such as to Yaweh/Moses condoning slavery, or the misquoted passage support Yeshua’s virgin birth, owing to the KJV’s excessively mistranslated OT.
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This isn’t very clever.