On being told the house doctor was coming, Max Baer said, “No, dummy, I need a people doctor.” 

Hart Crane, jumping overboard: “Goodbye, everybody!” 

Edison emerged from a coma to say, intriguingly, “It is very beautiful over there.” 

James Joyce, fittingly: “Does nobody understand?” 

Mahler: “Mozart!” 

William Saroyan: “Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case. Now what?” 

Ernest Shackleton, to his doctor: “You are always wanting me to give up something. What do you want me to give up now?” 



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