You can see how the ridiculousness of these double standards and assumptions glare when arranged side by side. Whatever trait you blame on atheism or attribute to religion, can be pointed to an abundance of examples to the contrary – and the excuses are usually quite laughable and transparent.

If somebody actually mistakes this as an anti-atheist video, then I’m going to have a trained monkey disengage the parking break of a large truck, which will be at the peak of a high hill. Meanwhile, I will be lying on the road at the bottom of the hill, where the truck will proceed to run over my face, thereby simultaneously ending my life and my disappointment with humanity.